03.24.04

stl08 - revenge of the debate

Posted in political gibberish at 11:40 pm by shawnz

Wash U, for some inexplicable reason, is hosting its 3rd presidential debate in 12 years (okay, its the donors on the board of trustees, but life without mystery is no fun - re: postal service song below). Its deja vu for me, but I won’t be around campus for it. Kinda glad, actually. So the good kids are planning a mini-Social World Forum. Good for them. I was invited to one of their meetings with Andy Jones to reminisce about our own little event back in 2000.

Note the old skool o17 pics on the site. They get mad respect for acknowledging their history.

Song of the Week

Posted in the pop life at 12:23 am by shawnz

“Sleeping In” by the Postal Service

Last week i had the strangest dream
Where everything was exactly how it seemed
Where there never any mystery on who shot john f kennedy
It was just a man with something to prove
Slightly bored and severely confused
He steadied his rifle with his target in the center
And became famous on that day in november

Dont wake me i plan on sleeping
Dont wake me i plan on sleeping in
Dont wake me i plan on sleeping
Dont wake me i plan on sleeping in

And then last night i had that strange dream
Where everything was exactly how it seemed
Where concerns about the world getting warmer
The people thought they were just being rewarded
For treating others as they like to be treated
For obeying stop signs and curing diseases
For mailing letters with the address of the sender
Now we can swim any day in november

Dont wake me i plan on sleeping
(now we can swim any day in november)
Dont wake me i plan on sleeping in
Dont wake me i plan on sleeping
Dont wake me i plan on sleeping in

Dont wake me i plan on sleeping in
Dont wake me i plan on sleeping
OOo oOo oOo

03.19.04

Oprah’s Tossed Salad

Posted in political gibberish at 2:44 pm by shawnz

So Howard Stern was fined for describing a “David Copperfield” on his show several years ago in a blatant attempt by the FCC to make an example (and to do this, by the way, they had to contradict themselves and declare that bono’s ‘fucking brilliant’ comment was obscence). Well, Oprah had a guest describe a “Tossed Salad” on her show yesterday, with almost the same language. Oprah should be fined by the FCC!!! Send an email to Chairman Mao - err, Chairman Powell of the FCC and let him know that *you* are offended by Oprah’s tossed salad.

: Here is exactly what was said on Oprah:

WINFREY: OK–so–OK, so what is a salad toss?
Ms. BURFORD: OK, a tossed salad is–get ready; hold on to your underwear for this one–oral anal sex. So oral sex to the anus is what tossed salad is.
Hi, Mom.

That is exactly the kind of statement for which Stern was fined yesterday. Exactly. Here’s the Stern transcript. And I quote:

HS: Well, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while you’re sitting on a toilet bowl if you are a man. You’re sitting on a toilet bowl and uh, while you’re evacuating you receive your oral.

More info over at the buzzmachine

Michael.Powell@fcc.gov
Michael Copps — Michael.Copps@fcc.gov

03.17.04

my science blog

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:42 pm by shawnz

For all of those that wonder about what i claim to do when i’m not hanging out with you, here is my cognitive science research project blog.

03.16.04

Star-schmuck

Posted in the pop life at 11:47 pm by shawnz

rape pillage plunder dick
http://www2.3wisp.com/hardcore/storiespics/rape-pillage-plunder.html

03.14.04

cell phones of the dead

Posted in political gibberish at 7:44 pm by shawnz

just saw this in a thomas friedman op-ed… quite chilling:
“Every once in a while the technology and terrorist supply chains intersect — like last week. Reuters quoted a Spanish official as saying after the Madrid train bombings: “The hardest thing [for the rescue workers] was hearing mobile phones ringing in the pockets of the bodies. They couldn’t get that out of their heads.”

hello world

Posted in Uncategorized at 4:07 am by shawnz

wow, this interweb thing looks like it might take off after all